My three year old son Saywer just declared that if I didn't get him a hot dog he would be up all night long driving the car.
My five year old Tyler proceed to ask - WHAT CAR???
Sawyer - Mom's car and I won't even turn on the lights!
Tyler - You can't drive mom's car! You don't even have a driver's license!
Saywer - Mom, how do you put the lights on anyways??
Later before bed my daughter Morgan was helping me put laundry away and I noticed a pair of jeans must have left marks on one of my hoodies.
Morgan (7)said - You should totally get Oxiclean. It would take care of that. Oxiclean makes things cleaner and stronger you know. Yep, that needs Oxiclean.
Kids are a hoot! I swear I need to start a quote book for our everyday lives!
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